the definitive ranking of team 10 members' songs

This is my definitive ranking of Team 10 and their members' songs. This list includes songs from Jake Paul, Erika Costell, Justin Roberts, and more. Keep reading to see how I rank them.

25. Jake Paul -12 Days of Christmas feat. Nick Crompton

I hate Christmas music, this song is super annoying, I hate it. Next!

24. Jake Paul - Deck the Halls feat. Anthony Trujillo

I really wasn't sure if this should be below 12 Days of Christmas or not, so that should tell you something. It's pretty awful. On the bright side, I like Anthony and the boys are wearing snazzy suits. But yeah, I hate this. Moving on.

23. Jake Paul - All I Want For Christmas

This one is still bad. Like really bad. It's just Jake singing about his merch out of tune. No thanks.

22. Jake Paul - Ohio Fried Chicken feat. Team 10

This one is awful. Truly. But it's also mildly entertaining, especially if you like chickens. It's basically a couple white boys singing about girls and trucks in chicken in really cringey, fake southern accents. Maybe better if you like country music? I don't, though.

21. Jake Paul - Saturday Night

This song is like an 80s version of Ohio Fried Chicken. Still bad, but slightly less.

20. That's My Lambo - Martinez Twins

I really do not like this song. It is one of the least catchy songs I've listened to. Every other line switches languages but there are English captions. It's nothing but some whiny little boys. Not a fan.

19. Jake Paul - It's Christmas Day Bro feat. Jerry Purpdrank, Nick Crompton, Chanthony, Erika Costell

I still hate Christmas music, but this isn't very festive. It's essentially It's Everyday Bro with a few words changed to make more money off of it without having to create something new. Erika Costell completely replaced Tessa Brooks in this one which I found amusing. Not good, but doesn't totally make my ears bleed.

18. Jake Paul - It's Everyday Bro feat. Team 10

This is probably what you think of when you hear 'Jake Paul' which is unfortunate. It's clearly not the worst thing he's put out, but it's nowhere near the best. For a stupid song, it's kinda catchy.

17. Jake Paul - Litmas feat. Slim Jxmmi

This is the highest ranked holiday song on this list. It's also the least holiday-like. It's a pretty basic, classic Jake Paul rap-type song. Not bad, not good. This one's a solid meh.

16. Jake Paul - I Love You Bro feat. Logan Paul

This one was pretty bad until Logan chimed in. That pained me to write, but it's true. Without Logan, this would've been bumped down a few notches. Still not one I would actually listen to, but it doesn't make my ears bleed either.

15. Jake Paul - Logang Sucks

This was Jake's one-day-diss-track in response to his brother's diss track in response to his song It's Everyday Bro. It's kinda catchy, and I support monetizing your sibling rivalry (this whole family really seems like a mess) so I gave it a very middle-of-the-pack ranking.

14. Erika Costell - There for You

This is the point in the list where I start to enjoy the songs. This is Erika's lowest-ranked entry because her music is generally pretty entertaining and catchy but this song really does not flow at all. I really wish there were somerhyming lines or something. "I'm Erika Costell" and "goat merch" are the most recognizable/catchiest lines in this song. Still one I listen to and enjoy, but I haven't bought in on iTunes, so that should tell you how I feel about it. I would definitely give There For You a listen, but don't expect it to get stuck in your head.

13. Erika Costell- Karma

This is Costell's newest release. Karma landed just above the OG 'There for You' as it's not a bad song, but just not a bop. It's on the upswing of this list, but not a must-listen by any means. If anything, I would give the video a watch so you can see the look where her shoes are her pants. Another one that won't get stuck in your head but isn't annoying either.

12. Martinez Twins - Fake Friends

I'm not a fan of the Martinez Twins by any means, but this song was much better than their previous. The message was more positive than I had anticipated based on the title and Chad Tepper was in it, who I kinda like. It's got a pretty good flow. Also it's less than 2 minutes so it's not a waste of time.

11. Jake Paul - My Teachers feat. Sunny and AT3

I hadn't heard of this one until I started doing research for this post, but it's surprisingly catchy. Definitely a good one for those of you who felt like they didn't learn anything useful in high school.

10. Chad Tepper - Malibu feat. Jake Paul

This is another one I hadn't heard until I decided to make this post, but it was pretty decent. I like Chad and his sleeves. They drive a snazzy blue car to Malibu and sing about Mali-booty. Erika Costell is a human prop (a role she assumes frequently in Team 10 videos) which isn't the most empowering but she has great hair so I'm never really upset about her being in a video. Overall, worth a watch.

9. Jake Paul - Champion feat. Jitt n Quan

You should know that Jake Paul doesn't exactly 'sing' and definitely leans more towards rapping, which some people may enjoy more than others. I thought this song was catchy. I didn't want or expect to, but I did. The biggest downside to Champion is that it features Jitt and Quan. I'm not sure who they are or where they came from, but they're truly annoying as hell. If I wanted to get yelled at by little kids, I'd go to a daycare. No thanks.

8. Jake Paul - Cartier Vision 

If you like Jake Paul and you like Cardi B, this is the song for you. Don't be deterred if you're not a Cardi fan, as she's not in it, this song just pays a little homage to Cardi's Invasion of Privacy Album. This is another one that's not particularly well thought out or meaningful, but it's got a good beat and it's repetitive, so it could get stuck in your head for sure. 

7. RiceGum - It's EveryNight Sis feat. Alissa Violet

This song has a great flow. There's a reason RiceGum is known for his diss tracks. Alissa reall tries her best, but she's not even close to Rice's level in this. You can tell she feels like a baddie though, which is enjoyable. To make a fun game while watching the video, you can count how many times she pulls her top up or moans. I would suggest this as a drinking game, but that is definitely not safe.

6. Tessa Brooks - Powerful Emotions feat. Erika Costell

Tessa is highkey irrelevant, but this song is pretty good. She and Erika are both wearing snazzy outfits the whole time which amps up the viewing experience for sure. It's good. That's all.

5. Justin Roberts - Six Figures

If you've ever watched Shane Dawson or been on Twitter, you've probably heard of this song, or at least the line 'six figures I was only four'. The song as a whole is catchy, it's good, it will probably make you dream about the trust fund you don't have, and it's definitely worth a listen. This is getting close to 'bop' status.

4. Jake Paul - Randy Savage feat. Team 10 + Jitt & Quan

"I've tried to hate this song, but I just can't" -my roommate

That sums it up pretty well. Still can't stand Jitt & Quan, whoever they are, but this song is highkey catchy. Definitely something I would call a bop. You'll find yourself wanting to listen to this, and doing the stupid arm wave dance move that Jake demonstrates on top of the car when the chorus hits in your head. It's on one of my playlists at the moment if that tells you anything.

3. Jake Paul - Jerika feat. Erika Costell and Uncle Kade

I love this song. I can't even sugarcoat it. I love it. If it were just the chorus and prechorus this would be my number one. Unfortunately Jake's mess of a third verse and Uncle Kade's part take it down a few notches but I bought this one on iTunes and listen to it constantly regardless. The music video is in Hawaii which is really pretty too. Love it. Pretend Jerika's still together. Listen to it. 

2. Erika Costell - Chitty Bang feat. Jake Paul

This one definitely had to grow on me but now I absolutely love it. Another one I bought on iTunes and listen to constantly, a certified bop, super catchy (disclaimer: the 'boom boom boom' line might sound terrible at first but you get used to it). Everyone should listen to this.

1. Erika Costell - Not Her

This was the inspiration for this post. This was without a doubt the number one song of the group. My roommates and I listen to this song all the time, especially on repeat when we're getting ready to go out, so it gets us pretty hype. Even the boys think it's catchy. I also bought this one on iTunes. Do yourself a favor and listen to this song six times in a row. Thank me later.

That concludes this list! Have you listened to these songs? How do you feel about my rankings? 

Listen to the top four. Trust me. -Jessie